Dear Diary,
Today was just awful! After walking home from the bus stop on Maple in front of Foo Foo’s, it starting pouring down rain and hail. I had to race up to our apartment. As I was running to our unit, I tripped on some stupid dog in the lobby. I think the dog’s name is Lucky or something. What a dumb dog and he needs to get a new name because that one really doesn’t fit him well. All that animal does is cause unwanted trouble in Watershed. I got soaked. I took a shower and I still smell like wet dog! Oh, and did I mention that for some reason we ran out of hot water? Yeah, well we did. I think Grammy may have to call over some help tomorrow with our water issue. All I can say is that if you want me to smell good I better have some hot water to shower with.
The last couple of nights, I have had no sleep because of some screaming baby 3 floors below us on floor 4. It is so annoying. I am getting so tired of the noise it makes! I just want to go downstairs and tell that baby to shut-up. My Grammy says that the baby is a baby of a teen mom. Grammy keeps saying that I should offer to babysit for the baby, but I thought, well, pardon my French but hell no!!! If I can’t stand that baby from 3 floors away there is no way I can handle being in the same room as it. Please! I will earn money some other way that doesn’t involve babies…
My Grammy insisted on going out for dinner tonight. So, we ventured away from our usually home cooked meals of meatloaf, mac & cheese, corn dogs, and green bean casserole and went to the Asian restaurant in town Foo Foo’s.
welcome to my dairy (or is it my diary?)...i am just like my grammy says my mom was, a bad speller. but i wouldnt know because i have not even seen my mom ever; well, not since i was an itty-bitty baby. so now i am stuck here at the watershed with my grammy. its a hard life living here...the people are really, really weird and my adventures are even wackier...welcome to my life. come on in!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Meatloaf Montag
Dear Diary,
It’s been a looooooong Monday! I am very, very tired of my teacher, Ms. Tacoshell. She always talks to me with her stinky breath! Nothing exciting happened at school today…I took the bus this morning to school (as usual) and sat next to my bus buddies, drew, stokes, and louise. They talked about how fun their weekends were. Drew went fishing at Lake Salsa with his cousins and grandpa while stokes went camping with his boy scout troop, and louise had a sleepover at the aquarium. And what did I do this weekend? I stayed at Watershed Heights with grammy from Friday to Sunday. BORING!!! I can’t wait to be old enough to drive and get far, far, far away from this dump. I just can’t wait! And did I tell you that as soon as I got off the school bus today, I had to head to see Ms Pigg for my weekly sousaphone lesson? I really actually like the sousaphone (believe it or not!). Ms. Pigg is really a bore though. Sometimes, if I play well, she allows me to watch tv. However, not today because of the bad storm we had last night; it turned off her cable. I guess I will stop writing now. Grammy is calling me in for dinner; it’s Meatloaf Monday. GROSS!!!
It’s been a looooooong Monday! I am very, very tired of my teacher, Ms. Tacoshell. She always talks to me with her stinky breath! Nothing exciting happened at school today…I took the bus this morning to school (as usual) and sat next to my bus buddies, drew, stokes, and louise. They talked about how fun their weekends were. Drew went fishing at Lake Salsa with his cousins and grandpa while stokes went camping with his boy scout troop, and louise had a sleepover at the aquarium. And what did I do this weekend? I stayed at Watershed Heights with grammy from Friday to Sunday. BORING!!! I can’t wait to be old enough to drive and get far, far, far away from this dump. I just can’t wait! And did I tell you that as soon as I got off the school bus today, I had to head to see Ms Pigg for my weekly sousaphone lesson? I really actually like the sousaphone (believe it or not!). Ms. Pigg is really a bore though. Sometimes, if I play well, she allows me to watch tv. However, not today because of the bad storm we had last night; it turned off her cable. I guess I will stop writing now. Grammy is calling me in for dinner; it’s Meatloaf Monday. GROSS!!!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Get the Door!
Dear Dairy,
I just hate, hate, hate living here in this old, dirty, apartment…I don’t much like the stale smell of grammy’s month old sunflower seed bread, her daily morning dosage of cream of wheat with raisins, or her nasty denture paste. YUCK! Its hard living with grammy, but she says that “it’s only temporary…”But IDK…It seems like it has been a long time... Life is hard.
School has been ok. As you already know, my BFF is Jill, but she has been kind of annoying lately…I don’t know what her problem is but whatever it is she needs to cut it out- pronto! I am so ready for summer to start! My grammy says she is going to send me off to go to bible camp with Jill in June; that sounds so fun. NOT! I don’t even know how to find stuff in the bible much less spend a whole week solely studying it. But Jill really wants me to join her at camp, and it will be my first time going to sleep away camp so it may be fun…maybe it will be like the “Parent Trap” movie with the twins with the red hair, and I will finally meet my twin sister and meet my mom and my dad and then find out I am actually supposed to be living in Napa, California or London and, and…maybe I am getting a little ahead of myself but yeah maybe…who knows what can happen at church camp? So maybe I will just have to try it out…
Oh sorry got to go, Dairy! Someone is knocking at the door.
“GRAMMY!!!” i yell at the top of my little lungs. “GET THE DOOR!!!”
Oh well, grammy, as you already know, is too deaf to hear…
I just hate, hate, hate living here in this old, dirty, apartment…I don’t much like the stale smell of grammy’s month old sunflower seed bread, her daily morning dosage of cream of wheat with raisins, or her nasty denture paste. YUCK! Its hard living with grammy, but she says that “it’s only temporary…”But IDK…It seems like it has been a long time... Life is hard.
School has been ok. As you already know, my BFF is Jill, but she has been kind of annoying lately…I don’t know what her problem is but whatever it is she needs to cut it out- pronto! I am so ready for summer to start! My grammy says she is going to send me off to go to bible camp with Jill in June; that sounds so fun. NOT! I don’t even know how to find stuff in the bible much less spend a whole week solely studying it. But Jill really wants me to join her at camp, and it will be my first time going to sleep away camp so it may be fun…maybe it will be like the “Parent Trap” movie with the twins with the red hair, and I will finally meet my twin sister and meet my mom and my dad and then find out I am actually supposed to be living in Napa, California or London and, and…maybe I am getting a little ahead of myself but yeah maybe…who knows what can happen at church camp? So maybe I will just have to try it out…
Oh sorry got to go, Dairy! Someone is knocking at the door.
“GRAMMY!!!” i yell at the top of my little lungs. “GET THE DOOR!!!”
Oh well, grammy, as you already know, is too deaf to hear…
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